08/20/2022 - AMP - Return to Merlot HIll

Warmup Typical Shadows blend of SSH, Mericans, Squats, Imperial Walkers, Willie Mays Hayes, Grass Grabbers, and Little Baby Arm Circles (lasting for a while and transitioning to Angry Fonzies). Finished…

05/15/2022 - The Shadows - Balls to the Wall

Warmup Typical Frostbyte/Webslinger selections, including SSH, Imperial Walkers, Grass Grabbers, a Little Baby Arm Circles routine with others interspersed while holding the arms up, Merkins, and Air Squats. The Thang…

02/12/2022 - The Shadows - The 801

The Warmup At the dawn’s early light, we gathered at The Shadows with our coupons. FNGs appeared out of the dark (thanks to Stepstool for the EH’ing), and we had…

08/09/2021 - Elk Lodge - Dunkin is a…

Quotes from the Gloom (heard at various times throughout the workout): “I’m Dustin, otherwise known as Dunkin.” “Wait, is it Dunkin or Dustin?” “I’m Thighmaster.” “Say what?!” It’s always fun…